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Best pick up line ever.


Reasons why I hate Facebook

Loveydovey couples post on each others wall every 10 minutes

People start shit over IM or a status

People posting a status that nobody cares about? “Dinner”

Girls post gross pictures with their boobs hanging out

Girls being fake and acting like they like each other

People update their status every five seconds complaining about their life.

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Friend: HEY YOU’RE BLOCKING THE VIEW

most-awkward-moments:

Me: I am the view.

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  • teacher: so, what are your plans for your career?
  • me: i want to be a band slut or a merch girl or a tour manager
  • teacher: what
  • me: sorry i mean i don't have plans yet

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